Legs Benedict 1 pair human legs 1 gallon Hollandaise sauce 3 lbs. Canadian Bacon Take human legs Remove hair Oil up and roll in flour Bake at 375 for 45 minutes (or until flesh peels from bone) Wrap legs with Canadian bacon Place on English muffin and smother in Hollandaise sauce Serve with love Serves 6
1 pair human legs 1 gallon Hollandaise sauce 3 lbs. Canadian Bacon Take human legs Remove hair Oil up and roll in flour Bake at 375 for 45 minutes (or until flesh peels from bone) Wrap legs with Canadian bacon Place on English muffin and smother in Hollandaise sauce Serve with love Serves 6
1 pair human legs
1 gallon Hollandaise sauce
3 lbs. Canadian Bacon
Take human legs
Remove hair
Oil up and roll in flour
Bake at 375 for 45 minutes (or until flesh peels from bone)
Wrap legs with Canadian bacon
Place on English muffin and smother in Hollandaise sauce
Serve with love
Serves 6
Buttered Brains
2 human brains 1 lb. butter (or margarine) 1 tin bucket Drop brains in bucket Place butter on top of brains Place bucket in furnace Bake for 20 minutes (or until butter burns) Remove bucket Dish up brains Eat with wooden spoons Serves 3
2 human brains
1 lb. butter (or margarine)
1 tin bucket
Drop brains in bucket
Place butter on top of brains
Place bucket in furnace
Bake for 20 minutes (or until butter burns)
Remove bucket
Dish up brains
Eat with wooden spoons
Serves 3
