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Legs Benedict

1 pair human legs

1 gallon Hollandaise sauce

3 lbs. Canadian Bacon


Take human legs

Remove hair

Oil up and roll in flour

Bake at 375 for 45 minutes (or until flesh peels from bone)

Wrap legs with Canadian bacon

Place on English muffin and smother in Hollandaise sauce

Serve with love

Serves 6




Buttered Brains

2 human brains

1 lb. butter (or margarine)

1 tin bucket


Drop brains in bucket

Place butter on top of brains

Place bucket in furnace

Bake for 20 minutes (or until butter burns)

Remove bucket

Dish up brains

Eat with wooden spoons


Serves 3

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