ChopTop's BBQ: Favorite Recipes

2 heads with tongues inside (or just two tongues without heads)

2 slices of bread

1/2 lb. of butter (or margarine)

1 cup blood juice (best human)

Pull tongue as far as possible and remove with serrated knife

(you should keep the heads for bits you would like to use on the sandwich)

Pour blood juice in a small bowl

Place tongues in bowl to marinate for ten minutes

Lightly fry tongues in a small skillet until surface is lightly brown

Butter the pieces of bread and place choice of topping (preferably from the 2 heads)

Place a small amount of blood juice on the bread

Then Place the tongues in the bread with the toppings and viola!

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	Pete Loaf A guy named Pete Some old onions 1 egg Green peppers Potatoes Greased baking pan Bacon Ketchup Catch a guy named Pete Conk him over the head with a war club Section him with a hacksaw and grind him into bits Chop up onions, potatoes and pepper with scissors Mix up all the pieces in a hollow dog skull Beat in egg (kicking the chicken optional) Pat loaf into greasy pan Top with bacon strips Bake in furnace Remove, slice and serve with ketchup Serves 4 adults or six fussy kids

	Tongue Sandwich (so good it will leave you speechless) 2 heads with tongues inside (or just two tongues without heads) 2 slices of bread 1/2 lb. of butter (or margarine) 1 cup blood juice (best human) Pull tongue as far as possible and remove with serrated knife (you should keep the heads for bits you would like to use on the sandwich) Pour blood juice in a small bowl Place tongues in bowl to marinate for ten minutes Lightly fry tongues in a small skillet until surface is lightly brown Butter the pieces of bread and place choice of topping (preferably from the 2 heads) Place a small amount of blood juice on the bread Then Place the tongues in the bread with the toppings and viola! feeds 1

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