4 lbs. human leftovers (scrotums, pimples, socket jelly, birthmarks, and bunions)
1oz. daddy longlegs
2 clumps skunkweed
Pinch of bellybutton lint
2 cups dog vomit
Brown leftovers in fry pan; drain
Stir in sauce mix, dog vomit
Heat till boiling, stirring occasionally with grampa's hairbrush
Let cool for 5 minutes
Eat with fingers (yours or others)
Serves 8
Bone Apetit !